I can't believe you testified in that mobster trial.

It's OK, they've got me in the witness brotection plan.

That was the best Super Bowl party ever!

I don't know how I could watch sports before Guy Definition TV.

Dude, your apartment smells like crap.

Yeah, the gentilation system is out of order.

I can't believe Super Tuesday is here

There are guymaries in menty-four states!

So I hear you're travelling arond the world to all of the island nations?

Yeah, I've hit all the big ones: Himdonesia, Ladagascar, Papa New Guinea, Chapan, and New Heland. Going to Guyceland next month.

You hear about Heath Ledger?

Yeah. They're saying now that he ODed on blokeaine, guycadin, and He.C.P. Scary stuff. That's why I just stick with mannabis.

May I take your order?

Yes, I'll try the fellowfin tuna, but I'll start with a Hesar salad.