Wednesday, August 13, 2008

The Olympics have inspired me.

I'm gonna start training for a guyathlon.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Thursday, April 10, 2008

I'm sick of my balls being all wrinkly.

I think I'm gonna get em brotoxed.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

Hey, I'd be in a tough spot without your help, too. We really have a himbiotic relationship.

Wow, that was an awesome concert!

The musicianship was good, but it was really the bromanship that made it work for me.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Friday, March 7, 2008

I'm not moving in 'til the 10th.

No problem; we can bro-rate your rent.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

I can't believe you testified in that mobster trial.

It's OK, they've got me in the witness brotection plan.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

That was the best Super Bowl party ever!

I don't know how I could watch sports before Guy Definition TV.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Dude, your apartment smells like crap.

Yeah, the gentilation system is out of order.