The Olympics have inspired me.

I'm gonna start training for a guyathlon.

Seth Brogen and James Manco's new mansterpiece?

For your enjoyment, my friend C-Ro's review of bromantic comedy Pineapple Express.

I'm sick of my balls being all wrinkly.

I think I'm gonna get em brotoxed.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

Hey, I'd be in a tough spot without your help, too. We really have a himbiotic relationship.

Wow, that was an awesome concert!

The musicianship was good, but it was really the bromanship that made it work for me.

"Brosemite Sam. Potassium Bromide. Brobi Wan Kenobi. Brover Norquist."

The Onion totally reads this blog. Read!

I'm not moving in 'til the 10th.

No problem; we can bro-rate your rent.

I can't believe you testified in that mobster trial.

It's OK, they've got me in the witness brotection plan.

That was the best Super Bowl party ever!

I don't know how I could watch sports before Guy Definition TV.

Dude, your apartment smells like crap.

Yeah, the gentilation system is out of order.