The Olympics have inspired me.

I'm gonna start training for a guyathlon.

Seth Brogen and James Manco's new mansterpiece?

For your enjoyment, my friend C-Ro's review of bromantic comedy Pineapple Express.

I'm sick of my balls being all wrinkly.

I think I'm gonna get em brotoxed.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

Hey, I'd be in a tough spot without your help, too. We really have a himbiotic relationship.

Wow, that was an awesome concert!

The musicianship was good, but it was really the bromanship that made it work for me.

"Brosemite Sam. Potassium Bromide. Brobi Wan Kenobi. Brover Norquist."

The Onion totally reads this blog. Read!

I'm not moving in 'til the 10th.

No problem; we can bro-rate your rent.

I can't believe you testified in that mobster trial.

It's OK, they've got me in the witness brotection plan.

That was the best Super Bowl party ever!

I don't know how I could watch sports before Guy Definition TV.

Dude, your apartment smells like crap.

Yeah, the gentilation system is out of order.

I can't believe Super Tuesday is here

There are guymaries in menty-four states!

So I hear you're travelling arond the world to all of the island nations?

Yeah, I've hit all the big ones: Himdonesia, Ladagascar, Papa New Guinea, Chapan, and New Heland. Going to Guyceland next month.

You hear about Heath Ledger?

Yeah. They're saying now that he ODed on blokeaine, guycadin, and He.C.P. Scary stuff. That's why I just stick with mannabis.

May I take your order?

Yes, I'll try the fellowfin tuna, but I'll start with a Hesar salad.

Quick, get me some sugar!

I'm a Guyabetic!

What is that, your third shower of the day?

You know what I always say: Menliness is next to godliness.

How was your sailing trip yesterday?

Pretty exciting. We had male force winds all day; at one point we almost chapsized into the brocean.

I'm sick of your glass-half-empty attitude

Not everyone is a sunshiny guydealist like you.

I got you some mac'n'cheese, and a 40

Oh, how bromantic!

You hear about the Monte Carlo fire today?

Hear about it? I walked out of my meeting on the strip and saw flames shooting out the roof of a guyscraper!

Those crazy Hews

http://www.anvari.org/fun/Ethnic_Jewish/Hebonics.html

i'm rebuilding my house....

and using only the finest of woods. the walls are made with guyne and the floors with brohogany

Do you sleep around a lot?

Not so much any more...i'm in a bronogamous relationship now.

Don't you think the term "Hebonics" is a bit broffensive?

Perhaps we should consider Hiscourse, Manguage, or Guyalogue?

Hollywood's newest sequel

Takes the fight between the Heceptacons and the Mansformers back to the streets, so they can resolve their issues by breakmancing. Its Mansformin' 2: Helectric Boogaloo!

Gotta love the Christmas Story

Something so comforting about Brosef, the Sirgin Mary, and baby Hesus tucked away in the manger.

That guy looks like a fucking terrorist!

Come on, not everyone who practices Hislam is a terrorist.

I loved Jerry Orbach's work in Law & Order

Yes, and when he died he gave the beautiful gift of guysight by donating his guys.

What's your favorite cover of a Beatles tune?

I gotta go with Wilson Pickett's version of "Hey Dude".

Shit! I forgot the directions to the show!

Oh no problem; I can look it up on my guyphone.

Rambro is out in theatres

I can hardly control my manticipation.

Nice show of restraint on that jam

Thanks. We tried to save the crescembro until right before the guymax of my solo.

Presidential debates are heating up

But the candidates haven't said much about Brocial Hecurity reform.

Remember Top Gun? Man, that shit was SWEET!

Yeah, it's a shame; Tom Cruise hasn't been the same since he got into the whole guyentology thing.

Wanna get a drink later?

I dunno, I'll have to check my guytinerary.

Someone needs to turn this country around

How about that young phenom from Star Wars, Manakin Guywalker?

Christmas seems to get longer every year

It used to just be the last 2 weeks in Hecember, now it's starting in Brovember and going a week into Manuary.