Quick, get me some sugar!

I'm a Guyabetic!

What is that, your third shower of the day?

You know what I always say: Menliness is next to godliness.

How was your sailing trip yesterday?

Pretty exciting. We had male force winds all day; at one point we almost chapsized into the brocean.

I'm sick of your glass-half-empty attitude

Not everyone is a sunshiny guydealist like you.

I got you some mac'n'cheese, and a 40

Oh, how bromantic!

You hear about the Monte Carlo fire today?

Hear about it? I walked out of my meeting on the strip and saw flames shooting out the roof of a guyscraper!

Those crazy Hews

http://www.anvari.org/fun/Ethnic_Jewish/Hebonics.html

i'm rebuilding my house....

and using only the finest of woods. the walls are made with guyne and the floors with brohogany

Do you sleep around a lot?

Not so much any more...i'm in a bronogamous relationship now.

Don't you think the term "Hebonics" is a bit broffensive?

Perhaps we should consider Hiscourse, Manguage, or Guyalogue?