Brovember Rain

The Olympics have inspired me.

2008-08-13T11:39:00.001-07:00

I'm gonna start training for a guyathlon.

Seth Brogen and James Manco's new mansterpiece?

2008-08-07T11:24:00.001-07:00

For your enjoyment, my friend C-Ro's review of bromantic comedy Pineapple Express.

I'm sick of my balls being all wrinkly.

2008-04-10T15:19:00.001-07:00

I think I'm gonna get em brotoxed.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

2008-04-10T15:18:00.000-07:00

Hey, I'd be in a tough spot without your help, too. We really have a himbiotic relationship.

Wow, that was an awesome concert!

2008-04-10T15:17:00.000-07:00

The musicianship was good, but it was really the bromanship that made it work for me.

"Brosemite Sam. Potassium Bromide. Brobi Wan Kenobi. Brover Norquist."

2008-03-18T12:09:00.000-07:00

The Onion totally reads this blog. Read!

I'm not moving in 'til the 10th.

2008-03-07T14:23:00.000-08:00

No problem; we can bro-rate your rent.

I can't believe you testified in that mobster trial.

2008-02-24T19:41:00.003-08:00

It's OK, they've got me in the witness brotection plan.

That was the best Super Bowl party ever!

2008-02-12T12:45:00.000-08:00

I don't know how I could watch sports before Guy Definition TV.

Dude, your apartment smells like crap.

2008-02-05T22:24:00.000-08:00

Yeah, the gentilation system is out of order.

I can't believe Super Tuesday is here

2008-02-05T18:03:00.000-08:00

There are guymaries in menty-four states!

So I hear you're travelling arond the world to all of the island nations?

2008-02-03T22:39:00.000-08:00

Yeah, I've hit all the big ones: Himdonesia, Ladagascar, Papa New Guinea, Chapan, and New Heland. Going to Guyceland next month.

You hear about Heath Ledger?

2008-02-03T22:36:00.000-08:00

Yeah. They're saying now that he ODed on blokeaine, guycadin, and He.C.P. Scary stuff. That's why I just stick with mannabis.

May I take your order?

2008-02-03T22:32:00.000-08:00

Yes, I'll try the fellowfin tuna, but I'll start with a Hesar salad.

Quick, get me some sugar!

2008-01-28T10:26:00.001-08:00

I'm a Guyabetic!

What is that, your third shower of the day?

2008-01-28T10:25:00.000-08:00

You know what I always say: Menliness is next to godliness.

How was your sailing trip yesterday?

2008-01-25T21:20:00.000-08:00

Pretty exciting. We had male force winds all day; at one point we almost chapsized into the brocean.

I'm sick of your glass-half-empty attitude

2008-01-25T15:35:00.000-08:00

Not everyone is a sunshiny guydealist like you.

I got you some mac'n'cheese, and a 40

2008-01-25T15:29:00.000-08:00

Oh, how bromantic!

You hear about the Monte Carlo fire today?

2008-01-25T15:16:00.001-08:00

Hear about it? I walked out of my meeting on the strip and saw flames shooting out the roof of a guyscraper!

Those crazy Hews

2008-01-24T13:46:00.000-08:00

http://www.anvari.org/fun/Ethnic_Jewish/Hebonics.html

i'm rebuilding my house....

2008-01-24T10:43:00.000-08:00

and using only the finest of woods. the walls are made with guyne and the floors with brohogany

Do you sleep around a lot?

2008-01-24T10:27:00.000-08:00

Not so much any more...i'm in a bronogamous relationship now.

Don't you think the term "Hebonics" is a bit broffensive?

2008-01-23T13:06:00.000-08:00

Perhaps we should consider Hiscourse, Manguage, or Guyalogue?

Hollywood's newest sequel

2008-01-22T21:05:00.000-08:00

Takes the fight between the Heceptacons and the Mansformers back to the streets, so they can resolve their issues by breakmancing. Its Mansformin' 2: Helectric Boogaloo!

Gotta love the Christmas Story

2008-01-22T14:46:00.000-08:00

Something so comforting about Brosef, the Sirgin Mary, and baby Hesus tucked away in the manger.

That guy looks like a fucking terrorist!

2008-01-22T14:44:00.000-08:00

Come on, not everyone who practices Hislam is a terrorist.

I loved Jerry Orbach's work in Law & Order

2008-01-21T18:53:00.000-08:00

Yes, and when he died he gave the beautiful gift of guysight by donating his guys.

What's your favorite cover of a Beatles tune?

2008-01-20T21:44:00.000-08:00

I gotta go with Wilson Pickett's version of "Hey Dude".

Shit! I forgot the directions to the show!

2008-01-20T12:00:00.000-08:00

Oh no problem; I can look it up on my guyphone.

Rambro is out in theatres

2008-01-19T03:21:00.001-08:00

I can hardly control my manticipation.

Nice show of restraint on that jam

2008-01-18T15:24:00.000-08:00

Thanks. We tried to save the crescembro until right before the guymax of my solo.

Presidential debates are heating up

2008-01-18T15:17:00.000-08:00

But the candidates haven't said much about Brocial Hecurity reform.

Remember Top Gun? Man, that shit was SWEET!

2008-01-18T14:26:00.002-08:00

Yeah, it's a shame; Tom Cruise hasn't been the same since he got into the whole guyentology thing.

Wanna get a drink later?

2008-01-18T14:26:00.001-08:00

I dunno, I'll have to check my guytinerary.

Someone needs to turn this country around

2008-01-18T14:15:00.000-08:00

How about that young phenom from Star Wars, Manakin Guywalker?

Christmas seems to get longer every year

2008-01-18T14:07:00.000-08:00

It used to just be the last 2 weeks in Hecember, now it's starting in Brovember and going a week into Manuary.